A French tourist looked around a red light district in London for a suitable establishment, after a while he found what he was looking for and sat in a reception area beside a young lady. After a short chat he whispered in her ear and she leaped to her feet and said not likely.
The madame noticed this and thought she is rather inexperienced so she sent one of the older girls,once again he whispered in her ear and the response was "you must be joking"
Even Lola who was thirty eight years on the game reacted in a similar manner.
The madame did not usualy get involved in the practical side of the business but her curiosity got the better of her so she sat beside the tourist and after a pleasant chat he leaned over and whispered in her ear "can I pay you in Euros?"
With appologies to all those in the Eurozone!