The first surgeon, from Manchester, says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is
The second, from Birmingham, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon, from Edinburgh says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Belfast, chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few
But the fifth surgeon, from London, shut them all up when he observed:
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no
guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the
arse are interchangeable."