A male patient is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation.
A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"Nurse" he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know I'm only here to wash your hands and feet"
He struggles again to ask "Nurse are my testicles black?"
Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and testicles in the other, turns them this way and that, takes a close look and says "There's nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly "That was very nice nures, but are...my...test...results...back?