I am not sure if you fancy Golf as a sport to be played daily. I do play a little but am just an ametuer ( just thrashed Tiger a couple of times!!
and felt you ought to get a golf joke too and then followed by a cricket one. What say? So here goes:
There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession.
One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do, and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant to tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the car up, and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Happily, he began to play the course.
An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to God and said, "Look at the preacher. He should be punished for what he is doing." God nodded in agreement.
The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup three hundred and fifty yards away. A picture perfect DOUBLE EAGLE! He was amazed and excited.
The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, "Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him."
God smiled. "Think about it -- who can he tell?"
Decided to kick the cricket bit as felt this was more appropriate.
Money is not everything...
There's MasterCard & Visa!
One should love animals...
They are so tasty!
Shower with your girl friend!
Love thy neighbor...
But don't get caught!
Behind every successful man, there is a woman...
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two!
Every man should marry...
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Wise men never marry...
And, when they marry they become *otherwise*.
Children in backseats cause accidents...
Accidents in backseats cause children!
"Hard work never killed anybody..."
But why take the risk!
"Work fascinates me!"
I can look at it for hours!!
God made relatives...
Thank God we can choose our friends.
The more you learn, the more you know...
The more you know, the more you forget!
The more you forget, the less you know...
So... why learn?!
Love is photogenic...
It needs darkness to *develop*!
Take care and merry Xmas.