Here's one I liked:

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man Cool fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man Cool reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said: "They're bells" .

Saint Peter said he may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately Eeker through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's pants. :bomb:

Saint Peter Roll Eyes looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked: "And just what do those symbolise?"

The man :boxedin: replied: "They're Carol's."

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Hi Paul

I thought it was quiet, and this might stimulate some comments, or contibutions in good taste. Razzer

Perhaps we could then have a poll on the best joke! :yikes:


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